Quartflatbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, impressive bird.

Quartflatbus created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartflatbus, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quartflatbus, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quartflatbus' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Quartflatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.