Vegjamyok is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical hydra.

Vegjamyok created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegjamyok, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vegjamyok, it will turn you into a mole.

Vegjamyok's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vegjamyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.