Fumyakgov Bafcedgup is a god.

He takes the form of a large, able snail.

Fumyakgov Bafcedgup created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumyakgov Bafcedgup, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumyakgov Bafcedgup, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fumyakgov Bafcedgup's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fumyakgov Bafcedgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest green.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Never talk about tortoises.