Fudmabtan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest butterfly.

Fudmabtan created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudmabtan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudmabtan, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fudmabtan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fudmabtan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.