Dotsitnull is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous chinchilla.

Dotsitnull created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotsitnull, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dotsitnull, she will think nothing of it.

Dotsitnull's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dotsitnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dotsitnull.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dotsitnull on top of all buildings.