Natdavzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, strong tapir.

Natdavzim created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Natdavzim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Natdavzim, it will manifest in front of you.

Natdavzim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Natdavzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.