Gadzograp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful deer.

Gadzograp created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadzograp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gadzograp, she will strike you with lightening.

Gadzograp's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gadzograp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ducks approach from the west.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.