Hotbasttag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic wasp.

Hotbasttag created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotbasttag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hotbasttag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hotbasttag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hotbasttag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not take Hotbasttag's name in vain.