Banhimwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, clever armadillo.

Banhimwod created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Banhimwod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Banhimwod, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Banhimwod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Banhimwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must love Banhimwod.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed cherries to hamsters while wearing brown stockings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Banhimwod.