Flagripwangadhomligrotsid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust toad.

Flagripwangadhomligrotsid created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flagripwangadhomligrotsid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flagripwangadhomligrotsid, it will turn you into a duck.

Flagripwangadhomligrotsid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Flagripwangadhomligrotsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear rings.