Nigyarlhom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful guinea pig.

Nigyarlhom created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigyarlhom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nigyarlhom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nigyarlhom's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nigyarlhom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.