Mothudkomstig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, loving dragon.

Mothudkomstig created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mothudkomstig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mothudkomstig, she will torture you forever.

Mothudkomstig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Mothudkomstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.