Pomlinflisgad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful dragon.

Pomlinflisgad created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomlinflisgad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pomlinflisgad, she will not care at all.

Pomlinflisgad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Pomlinflisgad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomlinflisgad.

2. You must pray to Pomlinflisgad seven times a day.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.