Stragtalgembagbab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, thoughtless pig.

Stragtalgembagbab created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragtalgembagbab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stragtalgembagbab, it will destroy your home planet.

Stragtalgembagbab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stragtalgembagbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Stragtalgembagbab's priests.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help whales.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.