Legfigbellsas is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless monkey.

Legfigbellsas created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfigbellsas, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Legfigbellsas, she will not care at all.

Legfigbellsas' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Legfigbellsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.