Banpitgud is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Banpitgud created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Banpitgud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Banpitgud, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Banpitgud's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Banpitgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve tights.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never look in ponds.