Ortquamstafyattlitcapbodbag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, effective dragonfly.

Ortquamstafyattlitcapbodbag created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Ortquamstafyattlitcapbodbag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ortquamstafyattlitcapbodbag, it will curse you with boils.

Ortquamstafyattlitcapbodbag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ortquamstafyattlitcapbodbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look at stars.

4. You must pray to Ortquamstafyattlitcapbodbag nine times a day.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.