Ponransad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonourable dingo.

Ponransad created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Ponransad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ponransad, he will send you a sign.

Ponransad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ponransad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Always obey Ponransad's priests.

5. Always help dogs in need.