Negqueeghiv is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying sheep.

Negqueeghiv created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negqueeghiv, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Negqueeghiv, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Negqueeghiv's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Negqueeghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Never think about black holes.