Cartonklog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, moody wren.

Cartonklog created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Cartonklog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cartonklog, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cartonklog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cartonklog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cartonklog.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. You must love Cartonklog.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always obey Cartonklog's priests.