Rensintit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart hamster.

Rensintit created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rensintit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rensintit, it will remove you from existence.

Rensintit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rensintit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rensintit.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Run away from turquoise mites, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Put Rensintit first in all things.