Bogtofbam is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unjust mongoose.

Bogtofbam created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bogtofbam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogtofbam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bogtofbam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bogtofbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Bogtofbam loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

3. Worship no other gods but Bogtofbam.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.