Fodhuntagfitdissfitcintetti is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating whale.

Fodhuntagfitdissfitcintetti created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodhuntagfitdissfitcintetti, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fodhuntagfitdissfitcintetti, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Fodhuntagfitdissfitcintetti's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fodhuntagfitdissfitcintetti's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.