Xendonnart is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, quiet crab.

Xendonnart created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Xendonnart, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xendonnart, it will try to impress you with trees.

Xendonnart's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Xendonnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white tights.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Never paint your neck cyan.

5. Always stare at clouds.