Mapdiblim is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful
goat.
Mapdiblim created humankind eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mapdiblim, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Mapdiblim, she will destroy your favourite star.
Mapdiblim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Mapdiblim's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never think about galaxies.
3. Do not wear titanium on your body.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
5. Do not stand on grass.