Mapdiblim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful goat.

Mapdiblim created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapdiblim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mapdiblim, she will destroy your favourite star.

Mapdiblim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mapdiblim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not stand on grass.