Libpiglam Dotnardun is a god.
It takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring
horse.
Libpiglam Dotnardun created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Libpiglam Dotnardun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Libpiglam Dotnardun, it will turn you into a goat.
Libpiglam Dotnardun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Libpiglam Dotnardun's Holy Commandments1. Never feed bananas to ducks while wearing purple boots.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
4. Never write about cell theory.
5. Run away from red turtles, for they are unholy.