Sterlarntail is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking naga.

Sterlarntail created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterlarntail, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sterlarntail, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sterlarntail's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sterlarntail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sterlarntail.

4. Sterlarntail must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat apples.