Bomcadvilnurragnarlfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless crocodile.

Bomcadvilnurragnarlfarn created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomcadvilnurragnarlfarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bomcadvilnurragnarlfarn, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bomcadvilnurragnarlfarn's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bomcadvilnurragnarlfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never talk about fire.