Gidcedbud is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable
raccoon.
Gidcedbud created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gidcedbud, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Gidcedbud, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Gidcedbud's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Gidcedbud's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick squirrels.
2. Do not kill grasshopers.
3. Do not dye your hair purple.
4. Do not speak about pineapples.
5. Run away if four gulls approach from the north.