Volsabjad is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, self-assured
pig.
Volsabjad created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Volsabjad, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Volsabjad, it will refuse to believe in you.
Volsabjad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Volsabjad's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Do not dye your hair violet.