Yokjonsomnutt is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, temperamental
scorpion.
Yokjonsomnutt created a strange quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yokjonsomnutt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Yokjonsomnutt, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Yokjonsomnutt's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Yokjonsomnutt's Holy Commandments1. Always treat goats with great respect.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.
4. Always help sick voles.
5. Do not speak about figs.