Gun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent meerkat.

Gun created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gun, she will turn you into a goat.

Gun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gun.

3. Never jump in the presence of doves.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always look after injured mice.