Tapdibgab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous crab.

Tapdibgab created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapdibgab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tapdibgab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tapdibgab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tapdibgab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapdibgab.

2. Never paint your hands brown.

3. Never skip near doves.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about gravity.