Wipmilfum is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, weak fish.

Wipmilfum created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipmilfum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipmilfum, she will turn you into a mole.

Wipmilfum's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wipmilfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wipmilfum's name in vain.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Run away from magenta geese, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about asteroids.