Kipafkad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful jackal.

Kipafkad created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipafkad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kipafkad, he will not care.

Kipafkad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kipafkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Run away if eight frogs approach from the west.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.