Dimgubven Titnegmab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, temperamental weasel.

Dimgubven Titnegmab created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Dimgubven Titnegmab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimgubven Titnegmab, she will turn you into a rock.

Dimgubven Titnegmab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dimgubven Titnegmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Never paint your hands purple.