Baffasgom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak centaur.

Baffasgom created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Baffasgom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Baffasgom, it will laugh at you.

Baffasgom's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Baffasgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.