Gabfudcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing capybara.

Gabfudcuss created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabfudcuss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gabfudcuss, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gabfudcuss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gabfudcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head mauve.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Respect your elders.