Taprap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, weak guinea pig.

Taprap created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taprap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Taprap, he will turn you into a rat.

Taprap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Taprap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Taprap's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not kill whales.