Flowton is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong bird.

Flowton created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowton, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flowton, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flowton's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Flowton's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.