Tonhugquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, kind wombat.

Tonhugquag created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tonhugquag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonhugquag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tonhugquag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tonhugquag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tonhugquag first in all things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect seven copper sculptures of Tonhugquag on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.