Kinwodwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak frog.

Kinwodwip created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinwodwip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kinwodwip, he will remove you from existence.

Kinwodwip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kinwodwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to swans while wearing gray trousers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kinwodwip.

4. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.
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