Pincudpad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, impressive goose.

Pincudpad created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pincudpad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pincudpad, she will cry a lot.

Pincudpad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Pincudpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pincudpad.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect your elders.