Gomsaflarg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful hummingbird.

Gomsaflarg created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomsaflarg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomsaflarg, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gomsaflarg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gomsaflarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not take Gomsaflarg's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Never talk about fire.