Sakdoghan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm cobra.

Sakdoghan created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sakdoghan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sakdoghan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sakdoghan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sakdoghan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three shrews approach from the north.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never write about moons.