Limjensisnell is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, proud dryad.

Limjensisnell created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limjensisnell, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limjensisnell, it will torture you forever.

Limjensisnell's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Limjensisnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Hide from gray cats for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.