Zigkadruttflowyattlakpibflap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking hyena.

Zigkadruttflowyattlakpibflap created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Zigkadruttflowyattlakpibflap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigkadruttflowyattlakpibflap, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zigkadruttflowyattlakpibflap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Zigkadruttflowyattlakpibflap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zigkadruttflowyattlakpibflap first in all things.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always stare at clouds.