Sasnantaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless cat.

Sasnantaf created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Sasnantaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sasnantaf, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sasnantaf's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sasnantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sasnantaf's priests.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.