Rillvadvad Bophatkem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest hare.

Rillvadvad Bophatkem created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillvadvad Bophatkem, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillvadvad Bophatkem, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rillvadvad Bophatkem's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rillvadvad Bophatkem's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rillvadvad Bophatkem.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Rillvadvad Bophatkem loves snails, so they must be respected.