Cinarfgud is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, effective
bat.
Cinarfgud created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cinarfgud, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cinarfgud, she will turn you into a rock.
Cinarfgud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Cinarfgud's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Cinarfgud's priests.
2. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.
5. Do not stand on grass.